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How dare you share your flatulence!!!

As I swam lap after lap, three men…one, two, & three, rotated in and out of the lanes, next to me.

I swam and swam with a sense of applausable luxury!

Until…Oh my! Oh me!

How can it be????

All three men… one, two, & three, are suffering from gas…where they must let their flatulence free!

Oh my! Oh me…why must you share with me?

Stay home if your belly is full and need a release…

Frrrrrt…Frrrrrt….. (Pause for one, two and three) yet another is free! FRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

I jump up, lifting my head from under the water, starteled as can be…

Scanning the surface for, which of these three…one, two, & three, had bubbles illuminating, it was he?

Much to my surprise those peculiar three…one, two, & three, had disappeared!

Oh my! Oh me…what does this mean?

As I peeled my new earplugs, out of my ears… the sounds were almost deafening!

And then I realized…the only sounds for me, while swimming with one, two, and three, were ME! 

Could it be? It had to be! It was not they, who I was blaming, Not one, two, and three…sharing their flatulence with me…

Oh, How DARE you share your flatulence with thee!

So the next time you are BLAMING… he, her and me…

Look within , to see, if it is THEE! Who is letting the flatulence FREE!

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K.I.S.S. Life

Keep, it, simple, silly! What? Yes, keep your life simple.

At this very moment I deleted an entire blog posting, explaining K.I.S.S. and how important it is. Then I realized you don’t have time to read all my lengthy explainations! Therefore…I am going to show you how to K.I.S.S. you life!

Scenario: You are experiencing sadness, a loss, a focus on what is. Basically, life to you, at this moment FEELS UGH! Whatever the circumstances are, you just can’t quit thinking about all the crud, going on right at this time.

Change your thoughts! 

Thank you, We are done here! 

Okay, I am joking. I realize how difficult life can seem, at times. I also realize it doesn’t work to continuously think about the ‘it’ you are concerned about.

(Definition of the IT- lover, kids, step-children, ex-partner, cars, jobs. In adult worlds the three hot topics are MONEY, WEIGHT or Body appearance, and LOVE.  A Kid’s world is similar, but they seem to change their perspective, much quicker)

How then do we fight this feeling of depression, sadness and/or Ughness?

Try this:

Without doing anything else…

Right at this moment…

Think of TEN of the silliest words, nonrelated to your It, and be as crazy and random as you want! Have FUN!!!!!

Let’s try this together…

You begin to tell me all your ‘stuff’ or how frustrated, sad, irritated, lonely, depressed, broke, unhappy or however else you feel.

Bubble Butt, pink poop, grasshopper slime, slurpy, hairy balloons (hahahah you thought I would say b_lls), frolicking, freaky, green burps, blurple!

Example: You as of this moment, “I cried all night because he said… (I am abruptly intterupting, hypothetically)

Pink Poop!” (Pause) You giggle…

You, “I just can’t believe someone would do this to me…”

Bubble Butt

Come on you are LAUGHING! Admit it!

Go ahead… Read or say the list out loud. Yes, out loud! Yes, while discussing all your crud or your IT! Do IT.

After you have stopped laughing. Do you feel better? Did your problem go away? NO, but it will. Because we know, “This too shall pass.”

It may seem to simple, but if you were to truly step back and analyze your life from this age and back, do you remember the difficult times? Of course you do. Do you remember feeling like you would NEVER GET THROUGH THIS? Of course you do! But you did!

You made it, You aren’t sure how, but you DID IT. Now reflect back…did worrying, crying and feeling UGH for a long period of time assist you in any way? Of course it didn’t. It only caused you more harm and you probably became sick, if you prolonged the worrying!

I realize LIFE can be tough at times. However, I have learned the more you K.I.S.S It the much easier, even the tough times, can be!

You are LOVED!

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Carry On

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Both of my granddogs are featured here to remind us to enjoy the simple pleasures of life…Mmmmmm sure does smell good!

 

Grab it and jiggle it!

Not much ‘Scientific’ Research on this topic at this point. However, I have asked several of my friends to try it! As for me I decided to report my results and see how many people Want to try it! Please, I do ask if you attempt this activity…Let me know about your results. I want to report for others to benefit.

Disclaimer: This is a TEST! Please do not perform this test if you do not enjoy it, want results or if it makes you uncomfortable, in any way shape or form. Please only utilize simple techniques this is not a self inflicting act nor is it intended to hurt/harm you in any way!

Grab it, rub, roll, jiggle and smooth it! Sounds a great deal like kneading bread doesn’t it? This may shock you, but I am talking about YOUR FAT! Hopefully, you don’t want to keep it, but rather you want to set it FREE! Try this you might like it!

HOLD ON! I am not insinuating you are fat, but if you have a fatty spot that seems to collect all the fat inserted into your body, you might want to keep reading!

One day, as I was researching weight and fat, I read something which astonished me! Louise Hay’s Collection stated, “Probable Cause of fat= Oversensitivity. Often represents fear and shows a need for protection. Fear may be a cover for hidden anger and a resistance to forgive.”

What? So our body gathers excessive blubber as a protective device. Whether it be from our own emotions or from an illness to PAD the pain. HMMMM….

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Next, I began to think of all my Science Lessons about the human body. Cells=tissue, tissue=organs, organs=organ system. Leaving me with the what ifs once again!

That’s when I asked myself what if massaging my flab would assist it in breaking up and washing away? It is a crude hypothesis, but I couldn’t help it, I continued to think what if? Until I finally began testing my theory…

Then I slowly began to massage my beautiful fat cells/tissue that ever so carefully had formed together to assist me!

At first it was a ‘getting to know’ each other session. I would place my hand on my belly (because yes, I am just like many other woman. I battle with my stomach not being as ‘sexy’ as it was in the past!). As one hand slowly, flat handed rubbed, the other hand would begin to pick up sections and knead small portions. As if I was breaking down the small connectors holding this blanket of comfort together.

It wasn’t long before I found myself seeing results. No, I didn’t wake up one day and become FIT with rock hard abs. However, there are noticeable differences in inches and to be honest I feel better!

After each massage session, drink several glasses of water and don’t get too far from the bathroom. I don’t want to describe the after effect, so just trust me on this one.

Next time you are frustrated while trying to stuff the ‘extra’ into your jeans, try grabbing it, jiggling, rubbing and massaging it! I promise it feels amazing and it might be your answer to LETTING IT GO!

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God Bless!

You are loved!

Written by: Teena Drake

If I DIED TODAY, What would you say?

If I died today what would you say? 

Would you be so Cliche as to ramble on about the would should and coulds?

Or would you remember all my mistakes and blunders?

If I died today what would you say?

Would you be so Romantic as to buy me flowers, kiss my head and only be saddened due to the lack of hugging, kissing and reminiscing?

Or would you remember all my outburst of laughter that rolls like the thunder?

As of yet, I have not died today! But if I am the other half of you, I ask, “If I died today, what would you say? I simply, WONDER…”

Please always know that YOU ARE LOVED! I don’t know who needed this today, but I have a great deal of ‘work’ related items to complete today and this WOULD NOT STOP, until I shared with you!

Therefore, to whomever you are, I send you great love. I send you my gift. My only pay, I request, is for you to embrace and pass it on!

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Carry On

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