As I swam lap after lap, three men…one, two, & three, rotated in and out of the lanes, next to me.
I swam and swam with a sense of applausable luxury!
Until…Oh my! Oh me!
How can it be????
All three men… one, two, & three, are suffering from gas…where they must let their flatulence free!
Oh my! Oh me…why must you share with me?
Stay home if your belly is full and need a release…
Frrrrrt…Frrrrrt….. (Pause for one, two and three) yet another is free! FRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
I jump up, lifting my head from under the water, starteled as can be…
Scanning the surface for, which of these three…one, two, & three, had bubbles illuminating, it was he?
Much to my surprise those peculiar three…one, two, & three, had disappeared!
Oh my! Oh me…what does this mean?
As I peeled my new earplugs, out of my ears… the sounds were almost deafening!
And then I realized…the only sounds for me, while swimming with one, two, and three, were ME!
Could it be? It had to be! It was not they, who I was blaming, Not one, two, and three…sharing their flatulence with me…
Oh, How DARE you share your flatulence with thee!
So the next time you are BLAMING… he, her and me…
Look within , to see, if it is THEE! Who is letting the flatulence FREE!
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